3-Day Exclusive!

Woot! First post for 2013! Guess what, on the 12th, 13th an today the 14th, I played YPP! xD 3 days straight, dude! And on the 13th, I stayed up until 4:30AM to earn a little in the blockade. I was so drowsy that I kept booching carp though so I decided to sleep then. X_X

Err...I really wanted to post about these 3 days separately but since I don't remember much of the 12th anymore, I'm just going to write one post.

Nothing much happened on the 12th. I was about to start memming when Boote logged in with her cousin Casanovajoe and they joined me. The memming session turned to a pilly and David and his GF (no, not Grand Frigate, it wouldn't fit on my sloop!) also hopped in. We kept losing because of my awful bnavving skills but Boote saved the day when she bought a new Captain's Badge and took on the helm.

On the 13th, this is what greeted me upon logging in:

Then he asked me to job him but he didn't know I was aboard a ship so he was forced to quit poker (?) and hop aboard my vessel. So I planked him as requested. HARD.

As you all know by now, the oceans have merged, which means there will be more routes for me to memorize. I tried memming Flyaway Island to Oasis Island but THOSE FREAKINGLY ANNOYING BRIGANDS WERE TARGETING AND COMING AFTER ME! ;A;

So I decided to postpone for now and just fool around with (my) newly-discovered pets. I saw a seal crawling around the sand and snow (yuck! xD) of Fintan but I couldn't take a screenshot because it escaped too fast. Here is a screenie of a penguin on...I dunno, some random island from the Malachite ocean. xD

After getting bored, I carped at a blockade at Polaris Point and it was kinda disappointing that it was low-paying and I didn't earn much, but I guess it can't be helped. The players are declining and with it is also YPP's awesomeness. BUT DUDE! YOU KNOW WHAT! I beat my own record at carpentry! A few years ago, I was able to execute a Masterpiece14 but yesterday, I got Masterpiece15!

I know you might be thinking 14 and 15 are close BUT! This means a lot to me! /me hugs the hammer I always use for carpentry. When the blockade was over, I saw a master+ BK hunt pillage and joined them. We won and got these:

 

Ahh~ feels good! Although I'm thinking that the worth of meeting the BKs and getting these trinkets are lower now compared to a few years ago. There's that thrill when you hunt for them and surprise when you randomly attack a red-ringed ship only to find out it was a BK. xD But anyway, enough of the drama.

Like I said, I stayed up late to be able to work my booty off at the blockade but while waiting, I strolled around some islands looking at furniture and clothes, just to catch up with everything I've missed when I was on hiatus. What surprised me though, was not the new clothes but the prices of clothes at a certain tailor shop in Terra called Vic Terra's Secret. xD

New Atlantean Helmets were being sold for 3,500 PoE and the good ones for 2k! Also, new Qing Hats and Samuari Hats were being sold for 10k while new Cursed Isle masks for 15k! The tops and bottoms which had atlantean, indigo and other special colors were being sold at about 3k even when they were brand new. DOESN'T THAT SOUND RIDICULOUS?! But I was very happy (and lucky!) to find that shop. Since I earned a little at the Polaris Point blockade, I decided to have an outfit change and bought a Qing Hat and...a new top (forgot the name xD)!

Don't I look GOHHJIAAAZ?! Ren is even bowing down to my high and mighty angelic presence!

But now, AMBROKE! D: Then, that richy richy poo by the name of David told me he cashed out of poker with some 2 million PoE and that he was actually poor. MEH! xP
So I asked him to buy me a SMH badge (so I can earn more moneh!) and he told me that he will if I will say please:

And guess what! He DID give me 5 dubs for SMH badge! T___T Such a kind gentleman he is. /me sobs heavily on a handkerchief.
So to repay (?) him, I stalked him and gave him a potato stamp trinket (no, don't ask why) with a message from yours truly. I didn't take a screenshot before giving it to him though. D:
Then, the spiky-haired Mister showed me his awesome hair and how it looks funny when he wears a bandana so I bought him a red bandana at Terra and made him wear it:

I dunno when I'll be able to log in next but I'll be sure to do before April starts. I'll have to move to another city and say goodbye to this computer. Although I've got a laptop that I will bring with me, I dunno yet if I can play YPP because I don't have an idea how to connect to the internet and the damn thing doesn't have a mouse. (Which means I wouldn't be able to carp.)

And sorry that there are no smileys this time, I'm too lazy to put them in. LaaazyJerk. LAWL.

Happy 5th, Happy 10th!

As you guys have heard, Yohoho! Puzzle Pirates had celebrated its 10th anniversary! YIPPEE!! And my pirate Stupidjerk also celebrated her 5th anniversary this August but I wasn't there to witness it, I only saw the 5th Order of the Jolly Roger inside my trophy collection. xD

Why did I log in to YPP after a gazillion years, you ask? Well, that's because I saw the newsletter saying they're giving away Mystery Boxes to accounts made before October 23, 2012 through October 23 through November so if you haven't grabbed yours yet, go move your booty and log in!
Err...that's because I thought it would be nice to log in once in a while. 
 Anyway, DUDE, BOOTE LOGGED IN ON THE 27th AND SHE WAS THERE UNTIL THE MORNING OF 28th (my time) BUT I DIDN'T KNOW SO I COULDN'T MEET HER! I LOGGED IN IN THE AFTERNOON! 
My YPP client had to catch up on a lot of things so I had to wait for 2 hours for it to update before I could log in.

Isn't that number scary? I couldn't take a screenshot but it was actually 1129:18 at first! Then it hopped down to 800, 500, 200, 100 in a few seconds which helped to save my brain from exploding.

I didn't do much today, really. I just claimed the Mystery Box, opened it and got the Decennium Banner! YAY! I hung it on Boote's manor, checked the house news, noticed that Red's name wasn't in the Roommates List anymore. Wondered if Boote removed her but then thought that would be impossible. So I /who'ed Redhhat and guess what it gave me:

Failed to obtain pirate info: No such pirate.

Where's my Reeeeeeed?!?!?! And if you're reading this, dude, go make a new pirate IMMEDIATELY! 

But yeah, I saw there was a blockade on Tigerleaf Mountain so I jobbed for the defender flag. It was...a not so interesting blockade. But I got to see new things, so all is well!

What a cute alligator!  I was so shocked when I first saw it but now I want one for myself! And dude, look at that Patching board, srsly.

LIEK SRSLY! How do you scuppering fix that thing?! Is this some kind of bug or what?! I'll stick to my Carpentry forever! xP

After the only working for 1 round for the blockade (only got 8k) I applied to a pillage. It had a Narrow/Proficient Officer in charge. I thought to myself it's going to be okay, I'm not at BNav myself. Then I noticed 3 greenies aboard. I thought to myself it's okay because they're still learning. Then I saw them booching sail, guns and bilge. I thought to myself it's just fine, just normal. Then we fought brigands, won and WE GOT KRAKEN'S BLOOD! YIPPEE!! So I thought to myself that it really wasn't that bad at all, although I only jumped on their pilly halfway through. So after porting, the Officer started dividing the booty and he took quite a few minutes for that. Then we saw this:

I voted a NAY for this stupid division but it got divided like this anyway. Now you may wonder what's wrong with this.
Why is Anmar -1? Sure, she only fought 1 battle but I did too, and I got 185 PoE. She got a booch in sails but that was because we hit the league point too fast when she just hopped in. But NOOOOO, the Officer just had to +1 the greenies who kept on booching and spamming "Billions of blue blistering barnacles!" after we got the Kraken's Blood. (And I just saw they were hearties with the officer.) And their crew division is supposed to be "Jobber's Delight". URGH. 

Remind me to never job for Jiveareno ever again.

You win some, you lose some!

So...it's now 9:55 in the evening and I just started tweaking the crew website to give it a Halloweenish theme. ^_^ I have school tomorrow but we don't have a badminton practice so I'm going to arrive home early! 

But yeah, on with real business:
Oct. 16
I tried going around Mermaid's Purse to Havoc in hopes of getting the MP to OB chart I've been wanting for long but no luck. :/ While I was getting frustated, David sent me a tell asking if I want to join the killing of some skull heads and undead peeps at Sakejima. Since I had a few gems aboard my ship at the time, I got my alt to stay on my ship which was the cause of why I didn't arrive in time for the skellie fight. 

It was 5 skellies 5 humans and guess what! Our OSM Davidov was the last one to survive and killed the remaining 3 skellies! 
After that, he summoned 5 zombies and it took us 3 tries before we finally beat em. :/ But in the end, I won a CI chart and 1300 PoE! ^_^

Oct. 17
I started my YPP day with trading games again to earn a few bucks. I had with me 19 Jade gems but I suddenly got too occupied with dnavving that I didn't notice a brigand attacking me. They grappled, we fought but the STUPID YELLOW BREAKER wouldn't come so my screen got filled with yellow and I died. And they took 4 gems away. 

After that, I was sailing through Erh to Dendrite when some Saphiq attacked me and boy did he gave me lots of trouble. Liek, I was near Olive Island and the blockade was about to start but he wasted my time by escaping from him and stuff.

And while I was bnavving against him, I was shaking so bad. XD I mean, it's my 2nd PvP (first one was against Nunny, lol) and I thought he was good but he didn't even place a scratch on my ship and it seemed like he didn't know how to read whirlpools. :/

Now, the best and funny part was about me thinking his name is Saphig, with a G! So I did a /vw on his ship Cold Bluegill and his name appears but when I sent him tells and did a /w Saphig, the game said there was no such pirate. But the ship was moving and stuff! Totally creepy! 

So I petitioned about it to Gaea and she told me that his name has  Q and not G in it politely. I feel so stupid. >_<

The blockade starts after that and of course, I jobbed with RiddleMakers. And after Post Mortem was about to win the 3rd round and RM pulled out, I asked what was happening, if they're going to continue going inside politely and guess what they replied with?

Pirate1: You Stupidjerk!
Pirate2: LOL
Pirate3: It's pretty obvious, really, stupid jerk
Pirate4: It's okay you're a stupid jerk

>_>
I'm seriously asking for a name change if it's possible in the near future. Apparently, a loyal jobber who skipped lunch deserves something like this. But nevermind, I earned 118k from their blockades anyway. 

I sank 5 times but didn't get any injury. I want an eyepatch!! XD

:/ Losing motivation these past few days?

I don't know what to do anymore these past few days. Internet is boring these days, I feel like I don't want to play YPP at the moment, I'm sick and tired of memming XD, I'm too stupid these days IRL, Abe-senpai having a girlfriend is kinda shocking, I keep on listening to kinda emo music these days!

>_<

Someone help me! XD I don't know who I am anymore...I'm feeling weird. T_T

But anyway, I tried playing YPP today. I memmed Cormorant to Adder Ridge and was so thankful that the chart is still alive. I can sell it in the forums. XP

While I was moving Boote's ship, I did something OSM in rigging.

29 pieces cleared, dude! WOOT! I'll get my ultimate soon, hopefully! <3

After the stupid and sickening memming, Boote told me there were some blockades in Sage so I went there and earned 19k. ^_^ (Although I would've earned more if Dad didn't hog the computer for an hour after eating lunch. @_@)

Hmm...don't wonder if you don't see me on YPP or on FB these days. Like I've told Boote, badminton tournament is on 27, 28 and 29 while big exams are coming on June 9, 10 and 11. >_< And to be able to go to the tournament, I have to skip school!

And we have Math on 27 and 28! NOOOO! I wouldn't be able to understand Math if I don't listen to the teacher's explanation! I can't understand it if I just read the stupid textbook. :/ But eh, I guess I'll be fine. *stares at Dem's direction*

April Fools!

Yesterday, my purpose of logging in was to give Red her birthday present. But she didn't log in at all and I was so sad. 

Blue told us that we will join the event blockade on Dendrite and when we entered the blockade board, no one was in it. ._.

So we were bored and had no excitement. THEN! Boote suddenly thought of bringing her sloop so that she and Blue can fight! :D

But her ship was ported at Sakejima and we had to move it. (Blue had to go because of RL business.) I used her sloop and she used Blue's cutter and entered.

I know all of you know that I don't like jobbing people. XD So we went in with bots and our alts! XD I went in with Sjtwo and 3 bots but I got the message, "Because of the lack of staff on the vessel, ye can't influence buoys!" :(

I went out to eat lunch and dunno what happened next. But all I have is this screenie:



And since it's April Fools, the nose masks are out again!



Speaking of April Fools, this blog turned 2 years old! XD I just remembered...