Welcome 2016 and new blog name!

Ahoy everyone! It's been 2 years since my last post. :(
You might have noticed, my blog's name changed and is now "My Life as a Pirate" as of today because...I'm not a teenager anymore! Not a teenage pirate but a full pirate! xD

Anyway, a lot has happened in these 2 years and the last time I logged in to YPP was on March 2013. I missed playing so I decided to sneak a peek and logged in (while bf beside was just clueless about the game xD) on Dec. 29, 2015 to Jan. 2, 2016. Wow, it's 2016 now! 
Time flies by too fast! And everyone in the crew are dormant. D:

I logged in to find that I was a penguin! Turns out that there was an event of penguins VS seals? But I saw people at the inns that had pirate forms so I asked how to be a pirate again because I didn't want to be a penguin. xP

There were a lot of changes in the game with Kraken Hunt added as another SMH and I decided to join one after the IO spree. I had no idea what you do at a KH so I was confused at first but understood it after a while. There, I met Superpants and saw him at the poker table after the KH.

And as always, my pirate life is never complete without people talking about my name. 
Now that I think about it, why did I even name my pirate like this? I have no clue! I would like to ask my self from 8 years ago but alas, I can't! It will forever remain a mystery...

I don't really play poker much, but when I do, I always cash out with no money. HAHA! But miraculously, I won some 20k in total (from 2k) at poker this week. I also won a few times at hearts and treasure drop too. ^_^v

The next day I went to another IO spree on a WB. Because there's only a few people it's pretty hard to fill ships these days. Even the sloops for KH won't get filled. xC But it's the new year's so it's understandable why the population was like this:

But despite the low population, I saw there were still...violent interesting people online. 

Anyway, there was a familiar tournament for overall scores in puzzling last week, and I placed 2nd in DNav...but fell down to 4th place at the last few minutes. xD But I still got 4th place and a few furniture! 
I was also able to mem a few routes down further into the late-Malachite ocean. God, there are a lot of outpost islands so I can only mem a few routes with the navy, but after that I have to go out on my own ship! D:

And this ends my YPP week! The next time I'll be able to log in would be from February...
So until then, fairwinds!

Happy 5th, Happy 10th!

As you guys have heard, Yohoho! Puzzle Pirates had celebrated its 10th anniversary! YIPPEE!! And my pirate Stupidjerk also celebrated her 5th anniversary this August but I wasn't there to witness it, I only saw the 5th Order of the Jolly Roger inside my trophy collection. xD

Why did I log in to YPP after a gazillion years, you ask? Well, that's because I saw the newsletter saying they're giving away Mystery Boxes to accounts made before October 23, 2012 through October 23 through November so if you haven't grabbed yours yet, go move your booty and log in!
Err...that's because I thought it would be nice to log in once in a while. 
 Anyway, DUDE, BOOTE LOGGED IN ON THE 27th AND SHE WAS THERE UNTIL THE MORNING OF 28th (my time) BUT I DIDN'T KNOW SO I COULDN'T MEET HER! I LOGGED IN IN THE AFTERNOON! 
My YPP client had to catch up on a lot of things so I had to wait for 2 hours for it to update before I could log in.

Isn't that number scary? I couldn't take a screenshot but it was actually 1129:18 at first! Then it hopped down to 800, 500, 200, 100 in a few seconds which helped to save my brain from exploding.

I didn't do much today, really. I just claimed the Mystery Box, opened it and got the Decennium Banner! YAY! I hung it on Boote's manor, checked the house news, noticed that Red's name wasn't in the Roommates List anymore. Wondered if Boote removed her but then thought that would be impossible. So I /who'ed Redhhat and guess what it gave me:

Failed to obtain pirate info: No such pirate.

Where's my Reeeeeeed?!?!?! And if you're reading this, dude, go make a new pirate IMMEDIATELY! 

But yeah, I saw there was a blockade on Tigerleaf Mountain so I jobbed for the defender flag. It was...a not so interesting blockade. But I got to see new things, so all is well!

What a cute alligator!  I was so shocked when I first saw it but now I want one for myself! And dude, look at that Patching board, srsly.

LIEK SRSLY! How do you scuppering fix that thing?! Is this some kind of bug or what?! I'll stick to my Carpentry forever! xP

After the only working for 1 round for the blockade (only got 8k) I applied to a pillage. It had a Narrow/Proficient Officer in charge. I thought to myself it's going to be okay, I'm not at BNav myself. Then I noticed 3 greenies aboard. I thought to myself it's okay because they're still learning. Then I saw them booching sail, guns and bilge. I thought to myself it's just fine, just normal. Then we fought brigands, won and WE GOT KRAKEN'S BLOOD! YIPPEE!! So I thought to myself that it really wasn't that bad at all, although I only jumped on their pilly halfway through. So after porting, the Officer started dividing the booty and he took quite a few minutes for that. Then we saw this:

I voted a NAY for this stupid division but it got divided like this anyway. Now you may wonder what's wrong with this.
Why is Anmar -1? Sure, she only fought 1 battle but I did too, and I got 185 PoE. She got a booch in sails but that was because we hit the league point too fast when she just hopped in. But NOOOOO, the Officer just had to +1 the greenies who kept on booching and spamming "Billions of blue blistering barnacles!" after we got the Kraken's Blood. (And I just saw they were hearties with the officer.) And their crew division is supposed to be "Jobber's Delight". URGH. 

Remind me to never job for Jiveareno ever again.

Fairwinds

I got trouble, trouble, trouble, always knockin at mah door
Yes I'm a whole lot of trouble baby just like a kid in a candy store
Well, I'm nothing but trouble babe, not since the day that I was born

Well I'm as good as it ever gets, give you somethin you won't forget
If you wanna spell trouble babe well send out an S.O.S.
'Cause baby's got something, something you just can't ignore
And yeah it sure is likely babe, you'll keep on coming back for more



I've got a wicked taste for trouble and I'm never never satisfied
Yeah I'm a whole lot of trouble baby, my evil ways can't hide


Oh, my my
Well, I've been itching for some trouble, babe, every single day that I'm alive
Well I'm trouble, trouble, trouble baby always knockin at mah door! Yeah.


I'm a whole lotta lotta TROUBLE babe, oooh since the day that I was born~