Welcome 2016 and new blog name!

Ahoy everyone! It's been 2 years since my last post. :(
You might have noticed, my blog's name changed and is now "My Life as a Pirate" as of today because...I'm not a teenager anymore! Not a teenage pirate but a full pirate! xD

Anyway, a lot has happened in these 2 years and the last time I logged in to YPP was on March 2013. I missed playing so I decided to sneak a peek and logged in (while bf beside was just clueless about the game xD) on Dec. 29, 2015 to Jan. 2, 2016. Wow, it's 2016 now! 
Time flies by too fast! And everyone in the crew are dormant. D:

I logged in to find that I was a penguin! Turns out that there was an event of penguins VS seals? But I saw people at the inns that had pirate forms so I asked how to be a pirate again because I didn't want to be a penguin. xP

There were a lot of changes in the game with Kraken Hunt added as another SMH and I decided to join one after the IO spree. I had no idea what you do at a KH so I was confused at first but understood it after a while. There, I met Superpants and saw him at the poker table after the KH.

And as always, my pirate life is never complete without people talking about my name. 
Now that I think about it, why did I even name my pirate like this? I have no clue! I would like to ask my self from 8 years ago but alas, I can't! It will forever remain a mystery...

I don't really play poker much, but when I do, I always cash out with no money. HAHA! But miraculously, I won some 20k in total (from 2k) at poker this week. I also won a few times at hearts and treasure drop too. ^_^v

The next day I went to another IO spree on a WB. Because there's only a few people it's pretty hard to fill ships these days. Even the sloops for KH won't get filled. xC But it's the new year's so it's understandable why the population was like this:

But despite the low population, I saw there were still...violent interesting people online. 

Anyway, there was a familiar tournament for overall scores in puzzling last week, and I placed 2nd in DNav...but fell down to 4th place at the last few minutes. xD But I still got 4th place and a few furniture! 
I was also able to mem a few routes down further into the late-Malachite ocean. God, there are a lot of outpost islands so I can only mem a few routes with the navy, but after that I have to go out on my own ship! D:

And this ends my YPP week! The next time I'll be able to log in would be from February...
So until then, fairwinds!

3-Day Exclusive!

Woot! First post for 2013! Guess what, on the 12th, 13th an today the 14th, I played YPP! xD 3 days straight, dude! And on the 13th, I stayed up until 4:30AM to earn a little in the blockade. I was so drowsy that I kept booching carp though so I decided to sleep then. X_X

Err...I really wanted to post about these 3 days separately but since I don't remember much of the 12th anymore, I'm just going to write one post.

Nothing much happened on the 12th. I was about to start memming when Boote logged in with her cousin Casanovajoe and they joined me. The memming session turned to a pilly and David and his GF (no, not Grand Frigate, it wouldn't fit on my sloop!) also hopped in. We kept losing because of my awful bnavving skills but Boote saved the day when she bought a new Captain's Badge and took on the helm.

On the 13th, this is what greeted me upon logging in:

Then he asked me to job him but he didn't know I was aboard a ship so he was forced to quit poker (?) and hop aboard my vessel. So I planked him as requested. HARD.

As you all know by now, the oceans have merged, which means there will be more routes for me to memorize. I tried memming Flyaway Island to Oasis Island but THOSE FREAKINGLY ANNOYING BRIGANDS WERE TARGETING AND COMING AFTER ME! ;A;

So I decided to postpone for now and just fool around with (my) newly-discovered pets. I saw a seal crawling around the sand and snow (yuck! xD) of Fintan but I couldn't take a screenshot because it escaped too fast. Here is a screenie of a penguin on...I dunno, some random island from the Malachite ocean. xD

After getting bored, I carped at a blockade at Polaris Point and it was kinda disappointing that it was low-paying and I didn't earn much, but I guess it can't be helped. The players are declining and with it is also YPP's awesomeness. BUT DUDE! YOU KNOW WHAT! I beat my own record at carpentry! A few years ago, I was able to execute a Masterpiece14 but yesterday, I got Masterpiece15!

I know you might be thinking 14 and 15 are close BUT! This means a lot to me! /me hugs the hammer I always use for carpentry. When the blockade was over, I saw a master+ BK hunt pillage and joined them. We won and got these:

 

Ahh~ feels good! Although I'm thinking that the worth of meeting the BKs and getting these trinkets are lower now compared to a few years ago. There's that thrill when you hunt for them and surprise when you randomly attack a red-ringed ship only to find out it was a BK. xD But anyway, enough of the drama.

Like I said, I stayed up late to be able to work my booty off at the blockade but while waiting, I strolled around some islands looking at furniture and clothes, just to catch up with everything I've missed when I was on hiatus. What surprised me though, was not the new clothes but the prices of clothes at a certain tailor shop in Terra called Vic Terra's Secret. xD

New Atlantean Helmets were being sold for 3,500 PoE and the good ones for 2k! Also, new Qing Hats and Samuari Hats were being sold for 10k while new Cursed Isle masks for 15k! The tops and bottoms which had atlantean, indigo and other special colors were being sold at about 3k even when they were brand new. DOESN'T THAT SOUND RIDICULOUS?! But I was very happy (and lucky!) to find that shop. Since I earned a little at the Polaris Point blockade, I decided to have an outfit change and bought a Qing Hat and...a new top (forgot the name xD)!

Don't I look GOHHJIAAAZ?! Ren is even bowing down to my high and mighty angelic presence!

But now, AMBROKE! D: Then, that richy richy poo by the name of David told me he cashed out of poker with some 2 million PoE and that he was actually poor. MEH! xP
So I asked him to buy me a SMH badge (so I can earn more moneh!) and he told me that he will if I will say please:

And guess what! He DID give me 5 dubs for SMH badge! T___T Such a kind gentleman he is. /me sobs heavily on a handkerchief.
So to repay (?) him, I stalked him and gave him a potato stamp trinket (no, don't ask why) with a message from yours truly. I didn't take a screenshot before giving it to him though. D:
Then, the spiky-haired Mister showed me his awesome hair and how it looks funny when he wears a bandana so I bought him a red bandana at Terra and made him wear it:

I dunno when I'll be able to log in next but I'll be sure to do before April starts. I'll have to move to another city and say goodbye to this computer. Although I've got a laptop that I will bring with me, I dunno yet if I can play YPP because I don't have an idea how to connect to the internet and the damn thing doesn't have a mouse. (Which means I wouldn't be able to carp.)

And sorry that there are no smileys this time, I'm too lazy to put them in. LaaazyJerk. LAWL.

Late happy new year! xD

Belated happy new year and happy valentines to y'all! This is SJ, resurrecting from the dead! xD

Yeah, so I logged in last week and was baffled at the number of updates since I last logged in. I didn't take a screenshot (unfortunately) but the estimated time for the update was like...230 minutes or something like that. Urgh. 

And dude, they merged Viridian and Malachite! I don't have a problem with that since the number of pirates seems to be decreasing these past few months but dude! There are liek, 11 freaking archipelagos now! With over 9000 islands! xD

So before, I only had like 4 or 5 routes left before I finished memming the whole Viridian but thanks to the merge, I have a gazillion more routes to mem! Somebody help me here. 

And yeah, I logged in again today and was wandering around.

I stumbled upon Celesta Isle and there were skellies! I missed ya guys! Hehe. There were 15 of them but they got bored so we fought only 12 skellies. It was at the 5th fray that we won, and I was the only survivor! Yippee!

After that, I memmed a little. It sucks that Flyaway island is an uninhabitable island. 
I can't move my ship any further into Whatchamacallit Archipelago. I took the Celesta Isle Navy instead. Like someone in Hunter said, "YAY! For the Navy!" 

Celesta Isle to Drogeo
Celesta Isle to Mu Abtu

Yeah, only that. xD While memming, guess who logged in!

Yeah, everyone's busy with their lives so we rarely see each other anymore. I haven't even talked to Boote in-game yet!

And then while we were talking, I kinda booched the commands.

LOLwat. Thanks for reminding! And yeah, my Dnav went down to Renowned. And when I entered the Puzzle Competition, I only placed 10th in Excellent Dnav. 

David tried to cheer me up though...

Then came the daily reboot! I didn't get to say bye to Crazy David since my S.O badge will cut a day if I re-log in. xP Sorry David! And see ya guys again next time I can sneak! xD I have exams next Friday so I can probably log in again at the beginning of March or something.

U Got Nothin' On Me!

Hehe...it's me whispering something to Wild David. 

Yes, I have a 3-day-break from school and I have NO badminton practices at all! Yippee! And now, the long forgotten Achievements Tymz! 

*Memmed Ansel to Last Stand Hill on Oct.8
*Finally won against Finius and got a Porcelain Cup! Oct. 9
*Won a small zombie fray. Oct. 9
*Cursed Isles with Dio sunk before entering the island! >_<

Yes peeps! You heard it right! After 3 years, I have finally defeated a BK! 
Well, this is what actually happened. I was having a 17-league pilly and got a BK expedition. Admiral Finius then attacked me and I was able to max their sloop.

I can't even believe it myself. So after maxxing them, I found out that they only have 5 peeps in their ship so it was 4 vs 5 and I NEARLY GOT KILLED! But it was thanks to a few breakers that I was left alive and won! 

So I wandered around Garnet since I was bored and missed the Familiar Drinking Tourny. I arrived at Windward Vale and found 13 zombies. Fortunately, there were already 11 zombies so we didn't have to wait much for the fray to start.



And dude, I was SO close to getting my 5th zombie hand but Necromantic Natasha chose to kill me. URGH. 
But anyway, I only have 3 routes to mem and I want to finish memming before or during Christmas. I mean, I want to have a Christmasy portrait with the globe!

I'm getting desperate. So please, PLEASE contact me if you see (please include the name of the pirate who has it) or get any of these charts:

Mermaid's Purse to Olin's Brow
Sapling to Whistler
Cabo de Hornos to Last Stand Hill

I'd really appreciate it and I might pay you! 

Specially for you: Ace

Since Ace keeps on bugging me to write a new blog entry, here is a blog entry dedicated to him!

Lulz quote of the month for June:
"SJ, yer not stupid but sometimes you can be a real jerk!" ~ Ace

Congratulations to the winnar of the quote! Please claim your free intarnetz by contacting Freeintarnetz in-game. If you're able to catch him online, a double winnar is you!

Lulz screenshot for the month of June:



A triple winnar is you!

Lame memming achievements:
June 13
Raven's Roost to Sapling
Sapling to Yax Mutal

I tried memming Mermaid's Purse to Olin's Brow on June 26 with the help of Barhoum and went back and forth for 3 times but I didn't mem a single dot. T_T If anyone finds a MP to OB chart be it new or old, tell me immediately and I'll pay you 1k! ^_^

6 more routes to go! WOOHOO!

Untitled :(

Hn, it's a bit shaky these days: the crew and RL (my right foot... T_T) so I'm really not in the mood to write something. (Eh, even if I WAS on the mood, I still can't write since there's nothing write. XD)

Achievements for May 4:
Memmed Garden Cradle to Polaris Point, Garden Cradle to Raven's Roost.

9 more routes to mem!
Mermaid's Purse to Olin's Brow, Cormorant to Adder's Ridge, Cabo to Last Stand Hill, Ansel to Last Stand Hill, Ansel to Polaris Point, 1 dot of Polaris Point to Labyrinth, Laby to Yax Mutal, Sapling to Whistler, Polaris Point to Sapling

^_^

And the crew's fame became Eminent today! YIPPEE!

Lots of achievements O_O

I forgot to post my achievements for April 11 on my previous blog entry! XD So here it is:

Achievements:
(April 11)
Memmed Kuhio to Garden Cradle, Garden Cradle to Charcoal, Kuhio to Raven's Roost and Raven's Roost to Whistler!

(April 18)
Masterpiece14 in carpentry!
Full legendary rigs. :D

Dem asked me about high school and I answered that I'm in the same class as the bullies and my friends are in another class so he replied with this:





<3

And our crew's rank became Mostly Harmless!



And I'm also keeping track of all the battle numbers for future references. ^_^

Post #40! (....I think?)

Well, this is the 40th post of this blog! <3 I want to reach 100 before this year ends...lulz.

Achievements:
Memmed Carmine to Echo - April 2
Memmed Spectre to Crimson, Crimson to Havoc - April 3
Memmed Mermaid's Purse to Havoc, 3 dots of Nova to Havoc - Today
Crystal clear 7 in distilling! - Today

Today, I went to view the Imperial Class WF! It's not that different from the Cupid Class and is not really cool. :( BUT! THIS is cool. Ehehe...it's the jail!

Dem logged in (with Harry beside him) and I got confuzzled on who was talking/typing. X_X Harry was teaching Dem how to bnav. We couldn't get jobbers since my bnav standing is low so I just decided to use multiple clients.

Which failed really bad and I had MAJOR lag that I have never experienced before. X_X I got back about...10 minutes later. XD



For some reason, the ship went flying on the direction of the wind and we bumped rocks! XD I was like "o_O ROFL!" especially when Dem said it was Harry! O RLY?

After they logged off for "tea time", I pillaged by myself and got 2 expos. :P After that, Abyd logged in and fought 2 battles with me and even gave me A NEW NICKNAME!

Stu.

Hehe. But I still like SJ. ^_^

And I HAD to take a screeny of this one since I knew that it would fall down again:



(Half) Leg rig! :D

I'm so busy that I can't catch up with blogging

Yeah. Because I want to log in and chat with everyone, I keep on ignoring this blog. :< But don't worry! I'm not giving this up! I'm sure I can get back to my pace once again. ^_^

Achievements:
* Crimson to Pranayama - Memmed on Friday (?) with the help of Rumriddle! ❤
* Olin's Brow to Stormy Fell - Memmed yesterday in fast speed, since the chart I have might crumble.
* Stormy Fell to Havoc - Memmed today. I wanted to mem Mermaid's Purse to Havoc but Harry was going to CI so I just quit for the moment. XP

So today, I went to CI with Interguy. Even though his bnav is just respected (it went to master halfway through the CI ^_^), he's pretty good. :D I rigged and had a little chat with the other jobbers and it was really fun. I didn't lag or anything. BUT.

When I went to Harry's CI. BAM. I was lagging. >_< (Hackalucka lagged after I did. XP She caught my lagging disease!) I'd never go to CI with anyone I know. NEVAR AGAIN!

And dude! There were skellies in Garden Cradle and Hadrian today but we weren't able to continue the photoshoot (for the music video) because Boote's stomach was aching and she had to leave. ;( *prays for Boote to get better soon*

Red's gonna eat SJ

Jan. 5, 2010

After memming Typhoon to Dendrite, I went on a pilly with Harry. His gunner, Raworz then needed to eat dinner or lunch and said something interesting:

I ROFL'D at this one. Since he didn't put any commas, it looked like he was going to eat our Harry. D: (It's also the same for the title of this post. XD)

After the pilly, I checked the charts on Harry's ship and drooled over the Adder to Cabo chart...and he gave it to me!! ^_^ (I also got Dendrite to Xian, probably the LAST route of Jade arch. This has GOT to be the LAST route, dude! I'm tired of Jade. XD)

Jan. 6, 2010

I memmed Adder to Cabo. (Harry let me use his ship while he use mine in exchange.) I went and explored Adder and found interesting things:

And yes, the weird thing you just noticed is my pegleg. I got it when we sunk while attacking the Widow Queen's flotilla. They still have Vargas' statue as well as the house... (Too bad I couldn't go inside)

I lagged because of the stupid anti-virus software (it does something in the WRONG time!!) but then was able to go with Harry and the others on the imperial outpost. (I want to say sorry to Marle for the stupid words I said. I just get really pissed off when someone makes fun of my name.)

It got suspended though (I think) when Silver and I had to go. (Dad just HAS to interfere in the WRONG time!! XD)

AND! I finally got Red's permission! (See screenshot above.) So here is Red's long-waited, ultimate and wicked confession:

Red, please don't kill me. XD