Happy 5th, Happy 10th!

As you guys have heard, Yohoho! Puzzle Pirates had celebrated its 10th anniversary! YIPPEE!! And my pirate Stupidjerk also celebrated her 5th anniversary this August but I wasn't there to witness it, I only saw the 5th Order of the Jolly Roger inside my trophy collection. xD

Why did I log in to YPP after a gazillion years, you ask? Well, that's because I saw the newsletter saying they're giving away Mystery Boxes to accounts made before October 23, 2012 through October 23 through November so if you haven't grabbed yours yet, go move your booty and log in!
Err...that's because I thought it would be nice to log in once in a while. 
 Anyway, DUDE, BOOTE LOGGED IN ON THE 27th AND SHE WAS THERE UNTIL THE MORNING OF 28th (my time) BUT I DIDN'T KNOW SO I COULDN'T MEET HER! I LOGGED IN IN THE AFTERNOON! 
My YPP client had to catch up on a lot of things so I had to wait for 2 hours for it to update before I could log in.

Isn't that number scary? I couldn't take a screenshot but it was actually 1129:18 at first! Then it hopped down to 800, 500, 200, 100 in a few seconds which helped to save my brain from exploding.

I didn't do much today, really. I just claimed the Mystery Box, opened it and got the Decennium Banner! YAY! I hung it on Boote's manor, checked the house news, noticed that Red's name wasn't in the Roommates List anymore. Wondered if Boote removed her but then thought that would be impossible. So I /who'ed Redhhat and guess what it gave me:

Failed to obtain pirate info: No such pirate.

Where's my Reeeeeeed?!?!?! And if you're reading this, dude, go make a new pirate IMMEDIATELY! 

But yeah, I saw there was a blockade on Tigerleaf Mountain so I jobbed for the defender flag. It was...a not so interesting blockade. But I got to see new things, so all is well!

What a cute alligator!  I was so shocked when I first saw it but now I want one for myself! And dude, look at that Patching board, srsly.

LIEK SRSLY! How do you scuppering fix that thing?! Is this some kind of bug or what?! I'll stick to my Carpentry forever! xP

After the only working for 1 round for the blockade (only got 8k) I applied to a pillage. It had a Narrow/Proficient Officer in charge. I thought to myself it's going to be okay, I'm not at BNav myself. Then I noticed 3 greenies aboard. I thought to myself it's okay because they're still learning. Then I saw them booching sail, guns and bilge. I thought to myself it's just fine, just normal. Then we fought brigands, won and WE GOT KRAKEN'S BLOOD! YIPPEE!! So I thought to myself that it really wasn't that bad at all, although I only jumped on their pilly halfway through. So after porting, the Officer started dividing the booty and he took quite a few minutes for that. Then we saw this:

I voted a NAY for this stupid division but it got divided like this anyway. Now you may wonder what's wrong with this.
Why is Anmar -1? Sure, she only fought 1 battle but I did too, and I got 185 PoE. She got a booch in sails but that was because we hit the league point too fast when she just hopped in. But NOOOOO, the Officer just had to +1 the greenies who kept on booching and spamming "Billions of blue blistering barnacles!" after we got the Kraken's Blood. (And I just saw they were hearties with the officer.) And their crew division is supposed to be "Jobber's Delight". URGH. 

Remind me to never job for Jiveareno ever again.

*gets pinched by Dem 9000 times*

Dem told me not to put this on my blog but I want to! :C So I'm sure I'll get pinched later for this. >_< And then get killed by Red. T_T

I'll also get stabbed by Harry on the "steal Harry's pic lolz" comment. XC And yesterday, Boote almost killed me for the "I'll elope with David on Sage ocean while Boote's gone!" comment I told Harry and Dem. ;-;

But anyway, ENJOY our crazy and juicy convo here...MWAHAHAHA (And I found out that Harry's also reading this blog. XD)

The first few ones:


Remember when someone said that Dem stole Red's heart? *grin* A few minutes later:



(Even though it's not on the screenshot) Red hid on my cottage! XD That was a really nice and smart move, hun! *thumbs up!* And my stalkar skillz got insulted. :( I mean, I was on an alt account so of course I don't have my whisking potions with me! :(

And a few minutes more:



Ehehe...

More can be found here and here and here and here

And while I was searching for the pictures above, I found some old pictures that I haven't posted! X_X Here they are. These was when I joined Kcoolaid's crew "Trouble". I left though when Boote and I reunited and joined Hell's Wrath and then The Champions. ^_^

Umm...no title? LAWL

On Friday, Saturday and Sunday, I had atlantis mania and went with Staycr as the bnavver. Screeny of the booty which gave me my atlantean helmet:



And on 23, I went BK hunting with Juice! :D We got Brynhild but they were too strong and lost. X_X (Her swabbies practically went on a killing spree when she got eliminated. XD)



And these past few days, I'm SO addicted to Hearts! I can't stop playing it! XD



And I know that all you guys know about "it" (the declaration!! XD) but when I searched my computer for the screenie, I CAN'T FREAKIN FIND IT!

(Yes, I know that it's been a while since I didn't put my OSM smileys up so shut up.)

So until I can find the stupid screeny, I'll just keep it like this:

Redhhat says, "<3"
Stupidjerk says, "I love Red. <3"
Stupidjerk shouts, "But I only love h...no."
Redhhat laughs uncontrollably.
Demeno says, "harry!!!"


EDIT! I finally found it! It's on a different screeny folder and was small so I didn't notice it. =X (The tape Red's talking about was the tape Demeno put on my mouth. :< )



And the next day...



I hope Harry doesn't read this blog. :/ XD (But DUDE, the ehemnosyehem people exaggerated the "declaration"! >_< I didn't even declare it! LAWL)

♫ I can't get Red outta my head! Girl, your love is all I think about! ♪

On the post before this one, I forgot to write that I met Widow Queen again! She was on a cutter named Little Barbel with an orange might-ring. And guess what?! I shot them about 5 times!! But I still lost... T_T

Today, we had a WB pilly and after I and the gunner went to the bathroom, Forshizzle was like, "What is with this crew and the bathroom?" XD! Red said, "it's not like you never go..." and Shizzle, "I don't, I have a bladder disorder...jk"

So when Shizzle was about to log off, I told him, "And don't forget to go the bathroom!" and after that, THIS happened:

XD

And yeah, Jemma was being annoying throughout the pilly. She keeps on saying that I was playing poker during battle even though:

I don't even have a parlor badge. :/ All I did was watch the 20k-200k tables (because I like stalking rich peoplez) when THE BATTLE WAS NEARING ITS END! It was like...3 vs. 15? or something like that. And I was already eliminated so HUZZAH.

And then she says, "Your name says it all" like WTF. For your information, dear, over 9000 people already used my name for teasing me, please don't add yourself to the list of the stupid 9000 people, kkthxbai?

But anyway, after the pilly, we had fun with Davidov (who always calls Red "Yellowhat" XD). I sang my "Red song" (in the title) and want to expand it and write a full song dedicated to Red! 

And then, we started making puns out of people's names...

XD

I only love you!

Okay, so after 2 years I'll finally write a new entry in this blog. :P I actually wanted to post yesterday but my Dad suddenly interrupted. :/

Jan. 30
While I was resting (after memming), Boote said something like "we have a baby!", "it's a boy!" so I was like O_O and Red said that there's a pirate named Redboote! But then, I searched for something and came up with this:

And then:

When I did a little more research, it turned out that there was a Redgirl and it may be the original mother of baby Redace...

The plot thickens.

Jan. 31

I wanted to mem Moab to Spectre but my ship was too far from Moab and I needed to move the ship first. Harry logged on and hopped aboard so I just decided to pilly. And job people.

Harry was like, "You're jobbing? Wow. That's a first." XD

The pilly was actually fun! The voyage was set to Hard to Very Hard Brigands and Barbarians (our real goal was to get BKs, but we didn't. D: ).

And then out of nowhere:



XD
I might use his line in the future...
We had a bit of a problem with some people fighting over a stupid thing and I had to try and bring WORLD PEACE into the voyage by singing the song "Where is the Love?!" but I dunno if it really worked. =X

Leave a comment or I'll spank yer booty!

On Saturday, I finally got the chance to log in to YPP. Like dude, I have exams here and there and was so busy. But then, my Dad tells me a good news, "I'm going to see the horse race"! 

Harry tried attacking Azarbad's flotilla and Boote and I were his XOs. I used my chat shortcut "Grab a station before I spank yer booty!" (or something like that) and then, Peet said, "Spank me, please!"

But because of my stupidity, I deleted the chat logs before taking screenshots of it. T_T After Peet said that, people were like...getting scared/excited/every-other-emotion-you-could-think-of. Boote (or someone, I forgot...) even said, "kick him with yer pegleg!" so I was like, "Yeah!"

That was really fun. XD We sank though and had to repair with the loyal 3 jobbers on board! Harry wanted to attack again and I was getting excited but then, my stupid anti-virus software decided to mess with me and I got disconnected while in the flotilla. It took me 7 freaking minutes before I could go back! :( When I logged back, Harry was offline (for an unknown reason) and Boote declared she's gonna attack the flotilla. (I was her XO.)

I had SO MUCH FUN being Boote's XO! (DUDE! I just checked the crew's info page right now and someone is jobbing! :O I badly want to log in...) Boote was really good in the bnavving and the jobbers were working hard unexpectedly. :O

Although at the end, 2 green ships teamed-up and the position was like...90 degree and they shot us to death while someone (I'm not sure if it was us or a ship...but it was probably us) left a burning flotsam and we couldn't move. X_X

But overall, I had so much fun! I want to be Boote's XO again some time. ^_^
And after posting this...I have to update the website and do other important stuffs too. @_@

RAWR! *flips table*

Yes, Red has given me the script of their... interesting conversation and I'm gonna post it for the lulz.

---Convincing Harry to install Skype---
Red: What's yer status harry.
Harry: Still installing
Harry sighs.
Red frowns.
Boote: RAWR
Red: ...rawr?
Harry: MEOW
Boote eats harry
Boote: yum
Boote eats Red
Red hides Sugar and herself.
Harry is dead
Boote spits Red out
Red: Eww...
Harry: lol
Red: I taste too delicious for you boote?
Boote: yes
Red: or am I too hot? :b jk
Boote: You tasted like peep
Red: o.o ...I'm soft and lovable?
Boote: spicy
Red: o yes I am
Boote: mmm
Red smiles.
Red winks.
Harry: lol
Boote growls.
Harry meows.
Red purrs.
Boote licks.
Harry pounces.
Red kicks harry off and tackles Boote.
Boote scratches.
Boote dodges.
Boote sneaks up behind red.
Red punches boote in the face.
Harry tries to kick Red but slips and falls in to the sea.
Boote kicks red in the booty.
Harry: lol
Red pouts innocently.
Red hisses.
Boote ties harry up to a cannon ball.
Red punches Harry and makes him swim with the fishes.
Harry uses Jesus' water walking skills. (Harry has a dog named Jesus. XD)
Red high fives Boote
Red: WTF
Boote: lol
Harry: dog name
Red: I knows
Red kills Jesus and throws Harry back in with the sharks and drowns him.
Harry: lol
Red: o.o you laugh at your own death?
Harry: o.o
Red: you're strangeee
Harry discovers atlantis.
Red grins evilly
Red: noo! u died!
Boote waits for Jesus to be resurrected in 3 days.
Harry: or did I? was I alive?
Red: you most certainly did too die
Harry: or am I the undead? o.O
Red: yer not the undead either!
Red: yer dead!
Red: and jesus died! and boote better not laugh at me!
Harry: lol
Boote giggles.
Red makes Harry say sorry
Harry is not afraid of Red.
Red: you should be... *evilly glares*
Boote dances with the undead.
Red has an expression of betrayal upon her face.
Boote eats Harry's computer.
Harry: NOO! my music!
Red: thriller!
Boote burps.
Harry cries.
Red dances.
Red sings.

---Later---
Harry is disconnected...
Red: he died after all
Boote: noo!!
Red looks about suspiciously.
Red: hmm wonder why
Red whistles.

I love it when Harry got disconnected. *giggle* I already knew that Red is violent and all but Boote, I didn't knew you were this wild... XD

And I visited Opal yesterday. Luckily, one pilly was going on! (The captain was a greenie...who can't Bnav decently...although he was really nice.) They (2 guys) started talking in German and I was like, "it really wasn't a good idea playing here while not knowing how to speak German". XD

The Captain started sending long tells and all I could say was "English?" and he replied with "Sorry. My English is not that good." When in battle, the captain would order me to gun or bilge and when he says "Danke" (thank ye), all I could say was "^_^" since I don't know how to say "you're welcome" in German. :P

After a while, 2 English-speaking people came. (They're from Sage. Again. Check my very first post in this blog for more info.) The girl was like...addicted to chickens and kept mentioning it here and there to the point that I got annoyed and didn't wish for more people from Sage coming. XD

Red's gonna eat SJ

Jan. 5, 2010

After memming Typhoon to Dendrite, I went on a pilly with Harry. His gunner, Raworz then needed to eat dinner or lunch and said something interesting:

I ROFL'D at this one. Since he didn't put any commas, it looked like he was going to eat our Harry. D: (It's also the same for the title of this post. XD)

After the pilly, I checked the charts on Harry's ship and drooled over the Adder to Cabo chart...and he gave it to me!! ^_^ (I also got Dendrite to Xian, probably the LAST route of Jade arch. This has GOT to be the LAST route, dude! I'm tired of Jade. XD)

Jan. 6, 2010

I memmed Adder to Cabo. (Harry let me use his ship while he use mine in exchange.) I went and explored Adder and found interesting things:

And yes, the weird thing you just noticed is my pegleg. I got it when we sunk while attacking the Widow Queen's flotilla. They still have Vargas' statue as well as the house... (Too bad I couldn't go inside)

I lagged because of the stupid anti-virus software (it does something in the WRONG time!!) but then was able to go with Harry and the others on the imperial outpost. (I want to say sorry to Marle for the stupid words I said. I just get really pissed off when someone makes fun of my name.)

It got suspended though (I think) when Silver and I had to go. (Dad just HAS to interfere in the WRONG time!! XD)

AND! I finally got Red's permission! (See screenshot above.) So here is Red's long-waited, ultimate and wicked confession:

Red, please don't kill me. XD

Wicked Billy!

Yesterday, I went to atlantis again. (BNavver is Masterbilly) It took about 5 hours (10AM to 2PM) and I didn't eat my forgotten lunch until it was finished. 

When we had about 192k and some 300+ chests, (Billy was aiming for 200k) we went in and got the bilge meter full while the carp is near-full. There was a gorgonyx at the front of the ship while a triketos was at the left and we had no moves! I started crying because I didn't want to sink, all our hard work (and me trying my best to control my hunger) would vanish!

Others were praying, shouting "Sailers!!" and because Billy is wicked, we were able to go out and repair! (We were close to the safe zone, I'm not sure how we got out since I was busy carpenting so I didn't saw it...but what Billy did was really wicked.)

I received 9k and an aqua trinket "Dragoon Chow", an atlantean/navy corset (Ace got the colors right when I showed her the dress! What a fashion addict!) and...a green horn (for drinking). I'm so happy we didn't sink. :D Imma job for you again, Billy! 

Achievements!
* Memmed Cochineal-Diastrophe - This was a pain in the boob! I went back and forth for about 3 times but I wasn't able to memorize it. (The voyage was set to "Evading") I then tried to change the type and set it to pillaging, and I memorized it fast! URGH...and here I thought you could mem while Evading.... >_<

After the atlantis, I ate my lunch, took a shower and logged back in. (And Boote still wasn't online! T_T)

Bluezx and Ace was playing poker while talking to Red in crew chat so I went and watched their game. These 2 are so good in poker, they were the only ones who had high money on the board! @_@

Since I thought I was being left out, I left and went to another table and tried playing. And the result:

Fail.

I just wasted my 200 PoE. There was this annoying girl at the table who had 2,000 in her hand and she always goes all in which pissed me off very much.  I hate those kinds of people.

Then, Ace surprised me by giving me 5000 PoE! He told me to play poker at their table and he'll coach me on the mechanics. XD

Some random screenies:

I thought Red was talking to me and then I answered but before I answered, Ace talked. But before I could correct that I wasn't talking to Ace, Red answered, and everyone got confused on who is talking to who. XD

When the money Ace gave me was down to 1000, I just decided to cash out and not waste his money anymore. >_< Don't worry, Ace! I'll pay you...someday! XD

After playing poker, I got invited by Ace to the crew's Manor. Some random screenies again:

Sometimes, Red is really really funny! XD

Ace lent me his cursed chalice and made me drank on it! Creepy Stupidjerk is creepy!

It was night time for me so I logged off, and then a few hours passed and I suddenly think "I miss them!" 

Ahh...

What an eventful day!

I woke up on 8 and then played YPP on about...11 in the afternoon...and there are many things that happened that wouldn't fit this entry. T_T

First, my achievements for today!
* Memmed Cochineal-Harmattan: "Good luck!! For navy!!" as what the Dila dude from Hunter ocean says...I also love the navy. They're really helpful. I used my last whisking potion and whisked to Cochineal to buy the inter-arch chart but found none...

I tried asking crewbies but they don't have one, so I just went to the notice board and jobbed for the navy and voila! I was able to mem it completely. :D

* 2nd time on CI: Yeah, Legendace was the navver. A few minutes after hopping on the ship, the duty report popped up and I got a poor in carp (which pissed Ace pretty much XD). That was really stupid and my fault. I was...fooling around at first since I was so excited for CI. But don't worry Ace, I know when to get serious, bbz!

So...after the CI, I went on Atlantis to earn a few more PoE for my O-badge. Some lulzy screenies in atlantis:

(This one is about us just waiting while the XO's rejob and the bilge's water was rising.)

And while I was on Atlantis, Boote, Red and Ace had a planking war. They were planking each other from a ship...and stuff. They look like they really enjoyed doing that. 

Boote invited everyone on Skype, although I didn't go since I don't have it anymore. They had fun in Skype (I heard that Ace sang. XD) and when Boote (?) probably noticed that I was...being left out, they (Boote, Ace, Red, Luv) came to my house and declared party. (Even though they didn't had my permission.)

And oh yeah! Even though I didn't took a screenshot, Ace came to my house and told me (in PokeMe's language) "i luff joo"! I told him to do the sexy seducin' dance for me to prove his love but he refused. 

Seducin' Ace:

(Red said a big "NO!" and went to her emo corner after telling her we will seduce Ace. XD She hates him that much...)

Some pizza-like formation and attacking Ace, Red on her emo corner:

Before the dog attacking thing, I noticed the girls' formation and thought "we look like we're attacking Ace" and after saying that, Miki (my mouse) ran to Ace! XD Bad bad Miki, trying to protect the meaniehead! (As what Boote and Red calls him.)

Dunno, we just suddenly laughed one after another. XD

(And I finally get to talk with Harry after a year! 

At the crew's manor, we fought some games. Legendace and Booteful Me and Harrysmash. (Team LB won) Next was girl-boys! (The boys won...I think...) And then next was Legendace and Me  Harrysmash and Booteful. We won. :D

(And yes Ace, I did noticed that you didn't lose a single game. >_< )

And that's weird...I'm sure I've taken a screenshot of Ace saying he was proud of his voice and he was not ashamed. XD I wanted to hear his song but I don't have Skype...so yeah... (I'll try and download it tomorrow though.)