3-Day Exclusive!

Woot! First post for 2013! Guess what, on the 12th, 13th an today the 14th, I played YPP! xD 3 days straight, dude! And on the 13th, I stayed up until 4:30AM to earn a little in the blockade. I was so drowsy that I kept booching carp though so I decided to sleep then. X_X

Err...I really wanted to post about these 3 days separately but since I don't remember much of the 12th anymore, I'm just going to write one post.

Nothing much happened on the 12th. I was about to start memming when Boote logged in with her cousin Casanovajoe and they joined me. The memming session turned to a pilly and David and his GF (no, not Grand Frigate, it wouldn't fit on my sloop!) also hopped in. We kept losing because of my awful bnavving skills but Boote saved the day when she bought a new Captain's Badge and took on the helm.

On the 13th, this is what greeted me upon logging in:

Then he asked me to job him but he didn't know I was aboard a ship so he was forced to quit poker (?) and hop aboard my vessel. So I planked him as requested. HARD.

As you all know by now, the oceans have merged, which means there will be more routes for me to memorize. I tried memming Flyaway Island to Oasis Island but THOSE FREAKINGLY ANNOYING BRIGANDS WERE TARGETING AND COMING AFTER ME! ;A;

So I decided to postpone for now and just fool around with (my) newly-discovered pets. I saw a seal crawling around the sand and snow (yuck! xD) of Fintan but I couldn't take a screenshot because it escaped too fast. Here is a screenie of a penguin on...I dunno, some random island from the Malachite ocean. xD

After getting bored, I carped at a blockade at Polaris Point and it was kinda disappointing that it was low-paying and I didn't earn much, but I guess it can't be helped. The players are declining and with it is also YPP's awesomeness. BUT DUDE! YOU KNOW WHAT! I beat my own record at carpentry! A few years ago, I was able to execute a Masterpiece14 but yesterday, I got Masterpiece15!

I know you might be thinking 14 and 15 are close BUT! This means a lot to me! /me hugs the hammer I always use for carpentry. When the blockade was over, I saw a master+ BK hunt pillage and joined them. We won and got these:

 

Ahh~ feels good! Although I'm thinking that the worth of meeting the BKs and getting these trinkets are lower now compared to a few years ago. There's that thrill when you hunt for them and surprise when you randomly attack a red-ringed ship only to find out it was a BK. xD But anyway, enough of the drama.

Like I said, I stayed up late to be able to work my booty off at the blockade but while waiting, I strolled around some islands looking at furniture and clothes, just to catch up with everything I've missed when I was on hiatus. What surprised me though, was not the new clothes but the prices of clothes at a certain tailor shop in Terra called Vic Terra's Secret. xD

New Atlantean Helmets were being sold for 3,500 PoE and the good ones for 2k! Also, new Qing Hats and Samuari Hats were being sold for 10k while new Cursed Isle masks for 15k! The tops and bottoms which had atlantean, indigo and other special colors were being sold at about 3k even when they were brand new. DOESN'T THAT SOUND RIDICULOUS?! But I was very happy (and lucky!) to find that shop. Since I earned a little at the Polaris Point blockade, I decided to have an outfit change and bought a Qing Hat and...a new top (forgot the name xD)!

Don't I look GOHHJIAAAZ?! Ren is even bowing down to my high and mighty angelic presence!

But now, AMBROKE! D: Then, that richy richy poo by the name of David told me he cashed out of poker with some 2 million PoE and that he was actually poor. MEH! xP
So I asked him to buy me a SMH badge (so I can earn more moneh!) and he told me that he will if I will say please:

And guess what! He DID give me 5 dubs for SMH badge! T___T Such a kind gentleman he is. /me sobs heavily on a handkerchief.
So to repay (?) him, I stalked him and gave him a potato stamp trinket (no, don't ask why) with a message from yours truly. I didn't take a screenshot before giving it to him though. D:
Then, the spiky-haired Mister showed me his awesome hair and how it looks funny when he wears a bandana so I bought him a red bandana at Terra and made him wear it:

I dunno when I'll be able to log in next but I'll be sure to do before April starts. I'll have to move to another city and say goodbye to this computer. Although I've got a laptop that I will bring with me, I dunno yet if I can play YPP because I don't have an idea how to connect to the internet and the damn thing doesn't have a mouse. (Which means I wouldn't be able to carp.)

And sorry that there are no smileys this time, I'm too lazy to put them in. LaaazyJerk. LAWL.

U Got Nothin' On Me!

Hehe...it's me whispering something to Wild David. 

Yes, I have a 3-day-break from school and I have NO badminton practices at all! Yippee! And now, the long forgotten Achievements Tymz! 

*Memmed Ansel to Last Stand Hill on Oct.8
*Finally won against Finius and got a Porcelain Cup! Oct. 9
*Won a small zombie fray. Oct. 9
*Cursed Isles with Dio sunk before entering the island! >_<

Yes peeps! You heard it right! After 3 years, I have finally defeated a BK! 
Well, this is what actually happened. I was having a 17-league pilly and got a BK expedition. Admiral Finius then attacked me and I was able to max their sloop.

I can't even believe it myself. So after maxxing them, I found out that they only have 5 peeps in their ship so it was 4 vs 5 and I NEARLY GOT KILLED! But it was thanks to a few breakers that I was left alive and won! 

So I wandered around Garnet since I was bored and missed the Familiar Drinking Tourny. I arrived at Windward Vale and found 13 zombies. Fortunately, there were already 11 zombies so we didn't have to wait much for the fray to start.



And dude, I was SO close to getting my 5th zombie hand but Necromantic Natasha chose to kill me. URGH. 
But anyway, I only have 3 routes to mem and I want to finish memming before or during Christmas. I mean, I want to have a Christmasy portrait with the globe!

I'm getting desperate. So please, PLEASE contact me if you see (please include the name of the pirate who has it) or get any of these charts:

Mermaid's Purse to Olin's Brow
Sapling to Whistler
Cabo de Hornos to Last Stand Hill

I'd really appreciate it and I might pay you! 

Umm...no title? LAWL

On Friday, Saturday and Sunday, I had atlantis mania and went with Staycr as the bnavver. Screeny of the booty which gave me my atlantean helmet:



And on 23, I went BK hunting with Juice! :D We got Brynhild but they were too strong and lost. X_X (Her swabbies practically went on a killing spree when she got eliminated. XD)



And these past few days, I'm SO addicted to Hearts! I can't stop playing it! XD



And I know that all you guys know about "it" (the declaration!! XD) but when I searched my computer for the screenie, I CAN'T FREAKIN FIND IT!

(Yes, I know that it's been a while since I didn't put my OSM smileys up so shut up.)

So until I can find the stupid screeny, I'll just keep it like this:

Redhhat says, "<3"
Stupidjerk says, "I love Red. <3"
Stupidjerk shouts, "But I only love h...no."
Redhhat laughs uncontrollably.
Demeno says, "harry!!!"


EDIT! I finally found it! It's on a different screeny folder and was small so I didn't notice it. =X (The tape Red's talking about was the tape Demeno put on my mouth. :< )



And the next day...



I hope Harry doesn't read this blog. :/ XD (But DUDE, the ehemnosyehem people exaggerated the "declaration"! >_< I didn't even declare it! LAWL)

Brigand Kings

Yeah...since I'm feeling sad that I can't play YPP for the next few days, I'm just gonna post this entry. :(

In this post, I'll show you screenshots of my past encounters with Brigand Kings. Since the pictures are too big and will ruin the blog design, I'll just put smaller versions, click on them to see them in the original size.

I think there are others but I can't find them. :(
If you look at the title of the pictures, you'll see sequence numbers...and before "Azarbad5" goes 1, 2, 3 and 4. But here, there are no "3" and "4" pictures. :( The Finius and Gretchen collection isn't complete too. But nevermind, when I can play on Saturday, I'll hunt for them again...mwahahaha!!

On the 29th, Red and Hero was like... "We're gonna tell Boote to post the link of your blog in the crew statement!"

And I was like, "NOOO! People would steal my smileys and start their own blogs!" so they said that the private crew statement would be a great place. Well...I'm okay with that, as long as outsiders wouldn't see. (Spammers might spam me through comments so I'm worried about outsiders.)

Most wicked:

I don't really remember when this screenshot was taken. (Probably on 2007?) Chimeravirus and Skelly Hook were the only ones left fighting and Chimera won! ^_^ That was really cool.

I also have OM screenshots... Oceanus playing poker and making a tournament with his winnings as the prize, Nemesis playing Spades etc etc. I saw Aphrodite on Garnet Acrhipelago before (Island is...probably on Napi Peak?) And when I tried to go near her, she moved! I took a step again and she really really far away and when I was being annoying, she just hopped on her ship. XD

I just wanted to take a screenshot with my pirate beside her! >_<

Long time no see, Azarbad!

(Note, this happened yesterday)

Since I and Red were the only ones online, we pillaged from Kirin to Typhoon. Since we have 39 pineapples and 2 rambutan onboard, Azarbad attacked us! :D

When I saw a red longship stalking near us, I asked Red if we should attack. A few more seconds and the said ship turned around and attacked us. It turned out that it was Azarbad. :)

Red said it was her first time fighting him. (And she got scared when she saw his face during SF. LOL)

And once again, we didn't win. I've encountered BKs such as Azarbad, the Widow Queen, Finius (it's too easy defeating him on an SF, his bots are the only problem) and Gretchen but I have NEVAR defeated one! >_<

I want to defeat one...like...Barnabas! And get the cool trinket, "Ectoplasm"! That's a really cool one. But anyway, back to the topic. We fought many battles and lost half of it and then Carphero went to save the day! ^_^

Carphero carps really well! And when the bilge was near full, Carphero turned into Bilgehero and saved the day! Since Dad was being annoying, I had to leave the pilly (when we were REEEALLY near the island!) and asked the 2 to just port and divide. Thank you very much, Red and Hero!

I logged in today for just...10 minutes to check on things and to say sorry about leaving the pilly halfway through without even telling the reason why I'm leaving. XD Then, the topic about Ace being dormant was brought in and Red confessed! She'll be uber sad if Ace goes away! :O

Ehehehe... I suddenly said "Ooooh!" and was about to tease Red and tell her I'm gonna post this in my blog but I decided otherwise and kept it a secret to her. I did this not to spoil her fun and to preserve the lulz going to ensue. XD

I seriously can't think of a better title.

Hmm...I need to rearrange the blog design since the links (on the right side) to the previous posts are getting long. If I post about 100 more entries, it'll look weird since the links will all be posted there! >_<

But anyway, back on topic!

December 27, 2009
Hmm...since this was yesterday...I can barely remember what happened. XD All I remember is I pillaged with Harry and we met THE WIDOW QUEEN!

And as always,we weren't able to defeat her since we were short of people. Only the 2 of us and 2 bots. 

December 28, 2009
I went shopping with my Dad today so I only played a little, and on my alt pirate. (I only use my alt, TuckingFypo, when I wouldn't play long. I also use it when I wouldn't pilly or mem.)

And guess what... RED IS FINALLY BACK!  Boote logged in on the 27th and Ace still isn't on... T_T

I pillaged with Red, Demeno, Harry and some unknown jobbers.

Red mentioned that her stat went up and Harry said that his stat in bilging went down. (He booched bilge. D: ) And then, Demeno came in the picture and Harry PWNED him. ^_^

The pilly...wasn't really nice. We only fought 2 battles and we won 1. And that was an inter-arch TM to DN pilly. But then again, people sometimes have their bad days too, so don't worry Harry.

And yeah, Demeno was spamming like hell while on the pilly. >_>

*writes a "Not to take Demeno when I pilly" note on her notebook.*

EDIT: Scratch that. Dem's a funny person and my view on him changed. :D

I love the Widow Queen and the Widow Queen loves me.

I pillaged with Silver today. While we were talking, Nit-picky Bass attacked us and I was surprised when the chat box got filled with chants from the Widow Queen. I then screamed a few times and when I finally regained myself, I bnavved and fought them.

The Widow Queen wasn't really annoying like any other ships during battle. She doesn't escape and she doesn't shots any guns. She just goes for the kill. X)
The route where I encountered her was Kirin to Lonelywood Lagoon. (She has a flotilla there so that's probably the reason why she's roaming around there.)

Silver said she had to find her cat who ran out of the house while it was raining, so she wasn't able to see the Queen. :(

Aaaand, another one:

This one was when I was near porting in Lonelywood and when I saw that it was an orange ship, I attacked.And then bam! I got her again.  (Silver was on the ship this time.) Another reason why we got the Widow Queen...was because was had lotsa fruits on my ship. Silver foraged them for me! :D

On the route from Lonelywood to Prolix, we lost EVERY battle for god knows what reason...and Silver had to go too so I had to pilly alone. As always.

When I was finally alone, I won all of the 4 battles and even got an expedition...digging for treasure and I was able to dig 8 strong boxes! ^_^

I got tired of pillying so I just went on a flotilla with Silver. The next picture is about someone asking when we're gonna sail. (But we were sailing to the flotilla at that time. XD)

This one was after someone said "I'm peeing!!" and people asked, "Is that the reason why the bilge water is rising?" XD And there's Swordguyjim making a pun out of people's names. When I said "brb, gotta pee!", he was like... "What a stupid jerk". I hate it when people make fun of my name. If I had known that I would stay on this game for long, I would've thought of a better one!

Urchik told people to fill stations and Hurly said...something.... >_>

The "Alice" he was talking about was the legendary...no, I should say Ultimate Mininalice.